I said to the masses “I’m going to create a list”.
And the masses roared their approval and asked, “And what will be on the list?”
I replied, “Your email addresses”
And the masses became quieter, hesitant, as if they are about to be betrayed. “Why do want them?”
I replied “Because you want to read the stories, the tales, and be delighted. But Facebook, as wonderful as it is, doesn’t always deliver the stories to you. With your email address, I will ensure you get those delights of tales, those brief respites”
The masses replied “Oh, is that all.”